razorback
06-17-2003, 02:16 PM
An older man was speeding down the road at 80 mph when he looked in his
rearview mirror and saw a Texas Highway Patrol car coming with its
lights flashing and siren blaring.
Thinking he could outrun the trooper, the man sped up to 100 mph.
Suddenly, he realized his foolishness and pulled over to the side of the
road and stopped.
The trooper pulled up, walked up to the car and said, "Sir, my shift
ends in 30 minutes and it's Friday. If you can give me a reason why you
were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The man looked at the trooper and said, "Last week my wife ran off with
a State Trooper and I thought you were bringing her back."
The trooper replied, "Have a nice day."
rearview mirror and saw a Texas Highway Patrol car coming with its
lights flashing and siren blaring.
Thinking he could outrun the trooper, the man sped up to 100 mph.
Suddenly, he realized his foolishness and pulled over to the side of the
road and stopped.
The trooper pulled up, walked up to the car and said, "Sir, my shift
ends in 30 minutes and it's Friday. If you can give me a reason why you
were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The man looked at the trooper and said, "Last week my wife ran off with
a State Trooper and I thought you were bringing her back."
The trooper replied, "Have a nice day."