best corny pick up lines

[Stal]

list em as many as you can (old school thread revival)
I have one I'll have a sex on the beach minus the beach.

[razorback]

lol nice thread
Older gents p/u line "Do you have any grey hair between your legs ? NO! Want some ? "

[[M@TE]]

Originally posted by R@z0rB@c]{
lol nice thread
Older gents p/u line "Do you have any grey hair between your legs ? NO! Want some ? "

now thats jus wrong...haha

[RåZøR!GïRL]

ewww :doh:

[Doughboy]

lol... i thought of this while i was walkin down the street 1 day

"Do you like public transit? because you can ride me all day long!"

lol...

[MermaidLady]

Good grief:doh: :p

Your all sick:P

[razorback]

Originally posted by MermaidLady
Good grief:doh: :p

Your all sick:P
:shake: who me ...................:(
;)

[Agent X]

Baby if you were a booger, you'd be the first one I'd eat

[cypher]

I got this email the other day and it was titled "Male comebacks to female comebacks to male chat up lines". I don't know if I should post it but here is one of them:

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: There's no need to get on your knees and suck me off just yet

lol it's wrong :nono:

[-Thunder-]

wanna shag love ?

[Rambo]

that booger one was gross

[Doughboy]

hello, is your name cambell's cause you are just mmm mmm good!

I've lost my shirt can I use yours?

was your dad a thief? cuz it looks like he stole the stars and put them in your eyes

Screw me if im wrong, but is your name Melinda?

I lost my phone number, can I have yours? :)

nice shoes.............

I have the "I",I have the "L",I have the "O",I have the "V",I have the "E",... so pls can I have "U"?

Let's play army, Ill lie down and you can blow the hel out of me

If I could rearrange the alphabet, Id put U and I together

Are you lost ma'm? Because heavens a long way from here

Nice to meet you, I'm Erik, and you are...gorgeous!


etc etc lol :D

[Sassy]

"I have the F, C and the K. All I need is U."

[Doughboy]

Aww, thats sweet :D :hump:

[Stal]

"are those space pants? because your ass is out of this world"

[RåZøR!GïRL]

"was ur father a meat burglar? cause it looks like somebody stole 2 fine hams and stuck em down the back of ur pants...."

[[M@TE]]

isnt that sayin that she has an ass like a pig? ...lol

[RåZøR!GïRL]

Originally posted by [M@TE]
isnt that sayin that she has an ass like a pig? ...lol
hmm maybe.... i heard it on a movie :p

[SugarChick]

Is that a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I can so see myself in your pants :p

[Stal]

Originally posted by RåZøR!GïRL
hmm maybe.... i heard it on a movie :p
lol the ladies man